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How we met::<\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n
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I still remember it like it was yesterday… I left work early because I needed to drive my ex-wife (wife at the time) to the witch doctor. You may think I’m joking about the witch doctor thing, but if you’ve ever experienced someone\n who self diagnosed themself with ‘gluten intolerance’ via bio meridian testing, you’ll get it… Either way, I arrived very early to my ex-wife’s office building. I still had about an hour before picking her up, so I decided to grab\n a whiskey at the Dave & Busters across the parking lot from her office (I figured a drink might take the edge off of paying the witch doctor later)…<\/p>\n

I sat down at the corner of Dave & Busters front bar and waited patiently for the bartender who was calmly entering orders in the POS. Then she walked my way. When she looked at me to take my order, her stunning bluish-green eyes\n pierced the void where my soul should have been.<\/p>\n

I was instantly smitten. What was different about her?? I’d been across the bar from hundreds of other attractive bartenders, but she diverged from the stereotype. After a light exchange, I quickly learned where she was from, and that\n she had a world of experience to rival my own! Intelligent, well spoken, and confident. This is where the story begins… <\/p>\n

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A few things we’re great at<\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n
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The Secret of Success<\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n
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There is no secret…<\/h4>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n
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…because if that info were readily available as a canned solution, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore. Just sayin’!\n
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Individuals may have their own secrets though…<\/h4>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n
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Find a happy, rich person, tie them up and torture them until they divulge!\n
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I wouldn’t trust anything they say at this point. Just let them go. \ud83d\ude09\n
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