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I’m sure I’ll put something here, but this site has been online for less than a month… guess we’ll see!


A few things we’re great at

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The Secret of Success

Truthfully, this section came from the original website template, but this guy looks SO happy I just wanted to keep this pic in the mix.

There is no secret…

…because if that info were readily available as a canned solution, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore. Just sayin’!

Individuals may have their own secrets though…

Find a happy, rich person, tie them up and torture them until they divulge!

But if they’re tied up by you…

…and you’re torturing them, can you really count them as successful?

I think we’ve waddled right into a conundrum…

I wouldn’t trust anything they say at this point. Just let them go. 😉

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